gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

demigodofhoolemere:

there’s characters you love

and then there’s your babies

onefitmodel:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

can this walking taco not be my fucking legacy?

Boy: spell me
Girl: M-E
Boy: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in me.
Boy: not yet

formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this